Chicken Sexing
Ever wonder what a Chicken sexer does? I do and have come up with the Mad Mick version of Chicken sexing.
So a chicken sexer sits in a chair in front of a conveyor belt with chickens on it (the conveyor belt that is). He reaches out with his left hand and grabs a chicken and turns it upside down. With his right hand he reaches into the conveniently placed bucket beside him and retrieves 1 set of chicken genitals which he then applies araldite to - from a nozzle which releases a predetermined amount of said bonding agent when his hand passes by it - then attaches the aformentioned genitals to the chicken. hence "Chicken Sexer".
I hope it is not different in the real world
Ever wonder what a Chicken sexer does? I do and have come up with the Mad Mick version of Chicken sexing.
So a chicken sexer sits in a chair in front of a conveyor belt with chickens on it (the conveyor belt that is). He reaches out with his left hand and grabs a chicken and turns it upside down. With his right hand he reaches into the conveniently placed bucket beside him and retrieves 1 set of chicken genitals which he then applies araldite to - from a nozzle which releases a predetermined amount of said bonding agent when his hand passes by it - then attaches the aformentioned genitals to the chicken. hence "Chicken Sexer".
I hope it is not different in the real world
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That is the funniest description of that occupation I've ever heard...ROFL
I hear you won 'husband of the year', letting your lovely wife come down to Melb, promise I won't lead her astray, hope you haven't heard what happened last time I went on a girls weekend away......he he
Oh and that photo of that river is truly spectacular, it's postcard material.