Oh look just over a month since I have been here!
Wonder were I have been? Answer - around looking at things and playing with things (it hasn't fallen off yet).
A new job I want to find and apply for if there are any available " Grave Tamperer Downer"
What is a Grave Tamperer Downer I hear you ask?
Listen closely and I shall be your bird of enlightment.
Have you ever been past a cemetary just after they have put someone in the ground and covered them up? Seen the big mound of dirt still heaped above them?
Well I reckon this needs to patted down to make it nice and snug.
Hence a new job as a "Grave Tamperer Downer"
I could jump up and down on it for a few hours just to make sure it is nice and tight.
Benefits - Exercise, fresh air, don't have to talk to the customer and more (I think).
Imagine having this job - you could go up to people and say to them "When your dead, I am going to go and jump on your grave" (or words to that effect) and quite possibly you could.
Have a nice day and no you cannot have fries with that - they'd go cold!
Wonder were I have been? Answer - around looking at things and playing with things (it hasn't fallen off yet).
A new job I want to find and apply for if there are any available " Grave Tamperer Downer"
What is a Grave Tamperer Downer I hear you ask?
Listen closely and I shall be your bird of enlightment.
Have you ever been past a cemetary just after they have put someone in the ground and covered them up? Seen the big mound of dirt still heaped above them?
Well I reckon this needs to patted down to make it nice and snug.
Hence a new job as a "Grave Tamperer Downer"
I could jump up and down on it for a few hours just to make sure it is nice and tight.
Benefits - Exercise, fresh air, don't have to talk to the customer and more (I think).
Imagine having this job - you could go up to people and say to them "When your dead, I am going to go and jump on your grave" (or words to that effect) and quite possibly you could.
Have a nice day and no you cannot have fries with that - they'd go cold!
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